if I ever fall into a coma someone please come secretly tweeze my eyebrows so I can make all the nurses hella jealous of my unconscious eyebrow game.
The “she has ruined her body” argument pisses me off so much.
Because what it translates to is: This grown fucking woman decided to make a choice in how she wants to treat her body, but I don’t like it because it doesn’t make my wiener happy.
Seriously, shut the fuck up.
im gonna like ur selfie even if u didnt like mine to show whos the better person
i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand
i feel like 94% of american history is people complaining about taxes
self positivity is f*cking great!!! u think ur cool??? then ur cool!!! u think ur cute??? then ur hella cute!!! look at you go. so amazing
Thank you, I really appreciate it. My roommate made my breakfast and my other one is making me some chai tea. I really love them, they help a lot.